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nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

sleepyblacksheep:

cultcouture:

Spring

has sprung in my shorts

sleepyblacksheep:

cultcouture:

Spring

has sprung in my shorts

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

647. When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth. || ‘Feet of clay’

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

647. When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth. || ‘Feet of clay’

Happy International Sir Terry Pratchett Day!

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

yazzdonut:

steve and bucky discovering the future together

Surprise late night fanfic

copperbadge:

No title yet, spoilers for CA2, porn eventually but not currently, Steve/Natasha. 

This is not to say I want the purported lie in this fanfic to be a lie, just that I think it would be hilarious and kind of sexy if it were. 

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